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Weekly General Chatty Horoscope

Weekly General Chatty Horoscope

Weekly General Chatty horoscopes are written by top astrologer Jeff Prince. Written in a style that is easy to read and often thought provoking. Horoscopes are bound to keep your visitors returning to your web site or app on a regular basis.


History of Weekly General Chatty Horoscopes

The Sunday Express began printing a regular weekly column written by a professional astrologer named R.H Naylor. Having achieved notoriety through accurately predicting the crash of an airship, public interest in astrology quickly soared. It escalated further soon after, when Naylor wrote an article entitled ‘What the Stars Foretell‘ for the interest of Express readers. This was very successful and served to ensure the inclusion of astrological forecasts in most printed media forever after.”

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“However, there was one tiny issue that needed to be addressed if the Express was going to expand upon this success. It was keen to give readers what they wanted because happy readers meant more papers got sold. But in order to give readers detailed forecasts based on their birth details – particularly their Moon sign details – the Express would have had to publish several pages of tables to allow readers to look up their Moon sign. This was not feasible, so it was decided that Sun sign forecasts would be included instead. Apart from saving time, space and money, it was noticed that the Sun follows the same path month on month, year on year. Therefore, it was considered more practical to print twelve forecasts instead of thousands! ” Jeff Prince

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15 June 2025

Aries

You've got real ones around you—ride-or-die friends, silent cheerleaders, maybe even a long-lost relative showing up with emotional ammo. Saturn's poking Jupiter like, “Yo, clean house.” So do it. Check your circle. Reach out to those who always show up. Meditate and let your higher self be your therapist. Trust the gut. That voice in your head isn't crazy—it's your best shot at clarity.

Taurus

Thought you'd spend today wrapped in a blanket watching reruns and stuffing your face? Think again. Jupiter's itching for action, but Saturn's standing there with a clipboard, like, “Not so fast.” You've got energy bubbling under your skin. Don't waste it pacing. Push back the furniture and dance, or walk outside like you mean it. No treadmill, no excuses. Burn off the pressure before it boils over.

Gemini

Jupiter's amping your vibe, but Saturn's throwing buckets of cold water. This means it's crucial to know your limits. If Aunt Whatever starts talking nonsense or your friends get loud and dumb, you don't need to be part of it. Step outside. Take a walk. Find a rhythm that works for you. You're not obliged to entertain anyone. Reboot, then return with fresh energy and zero tolerance for BS.

Cancer

You're the party's power source now, pulsing with moon-magic and Jupiter's big-daddy charisma. But Saturn's being a buzzkill in the background, and one wrong move could set you off. Don't explode over some offhand comment. Newsflash: it's not your job to keep everyone happy. Zoom in on the real ones—those who don't need a song and dance to feel the love. Let them charge your soul.

Leo

You love them. You really do. But today, someone or others get on your nerves. Jupiter wants to hug it out, while Saturn whispers, “Get a room for yourself, now.” So, get it. Book that hotel, escape to the backyard, hide in the laundry room if you must. You're allowed to crave silence. Don't let anyone guilt you into chaos. Protect your peace like it's the last chocolate bar in a room full of hangry people.

Virgo

You're in full talk-show-host mode—quips, stories, the lot. Jupiter's got your tongue wagging, but Saturn's making sure half the room tunes out. Don't waste your sparkle on a dead crowd. Speak with those who “get” it. Meaningful connection beats background noise every time. And don't forget your other loyal fans. Share the stage. Balance keeps the fan club from turning into a grudge match.

Libra

You're torn between crushing career dreams and that passive-aggressive relative who makes everything about them. Jupiter wants you to brainstorm a new empire, but Saturn's pulling focus with family drama. Don't swing at every snarky comment. Set boundaries without turning it into a soap opera. Walk out of the room if you must. Let silence hit harder than any comeback.

Scorpio

You're amped and hyped now. Jupiter's throwing you a rave, but Saturn's like, “Pace yourself.” That drink in your hand? Sip it. That third slice of pie? Skip it. You can be wild without getting wrecked. Stay sharp enough to remember the good parts. You don't need to black out to have a blast. Being present is the real high. Choose fun with a side of control. You'll thank yourself in the morning.

Sagittarius

You're horny. Let's not sugarcoat it. Jupiter's heating up your desire like a microwave on steroids. But Saturn's in the corner with a clipboard, warning you not to blow it. Temptation is everywhere, but don't throw your standards off a cliff just to scratch an itch. Be bold. Be flirty. But keep a little mystery in your back pocket. A spark is sexier than a firestorm that burns out before dessert. Tease. Don't torch.

Capricorn

You're asking tough questions now—who's in your life and why? Jupiter's showing you the truth about your partnerships. Saturn's backing you up with a reality check. If someone's draining you dry, stop carrying their dead weight. You're not an emotional tow truck for lost souls. Set them down gently or not at all. Cutting ties isn't cruel—it's kind to yourself. Let people grow by learning the hard way.

Aquarius

You're trying to relax, but your brain's playing jumping jacks. Jupiter's flashing health goals, while Saturn reminds you not to take “my body is a temple” to extremes. So split the difference. Go for a walk, bring snacks to someone, or volunteer for something. You don't need to save the world, but you also don't need to binge-watch another seven episodes of that trash show. Stay lit. Stay sharp.

Pisces

You're magnetic now. Jupiter's got you turning strangers into best friends in five seconds flat. But Saturn's standing by like a bouncer, reminding you that new faces haven't earned anything yet. Don't let shiny distractions make you forget who's fed you, listened to your rants, or picked you up at 2 a.m. Drifters are fun, but your real crew deserves more than leftovers. Don't ghost the ones who matter.

 

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